Starter
The Envelope
$5/mo- 25 Ask Vinny searches
- Fee explanations and cart checks
- One saved money board
AskMadoff.agent live terminal
You asked for Madoff. Legal sent Vinny.
Ask the question your accountant would sigh at. Vinny will find the angle and deny this conversation happened.
A command line for side-door savings.
Different guy. Fictional. Fewer indictments. Better customer service. AskMadoff.com is where suspicious money questions get legal answers with side-door energy.
Pricing
Subscription Tiers, Allegedly
Most Vinny
The Vig Watch
$9/mo- Subscription buster
- Renewal reminders
- Cancellation scripts
- The Monthly Skim Report
Bill muscle
Bill Muscle
$12/mo- Negotiation scripts
- Provider call tracker
- Fee waiver templates
- Follow-up emails
Premium
Vinny on Payroll
$149/mo- Priority prompts and follow-up queue
- Custom scripts for lawful pressure
- Household subscription map
- Serious-mode financial education
Subscription product
What subscribers pay Vinny to keep bothering them about.
The promise is not illegal advice or guaranteed money. The promise is a fictional agent with sharp elbows, legal tactics, and follow-through.
Ask Engine
A search-style AI wrapper for fees, bills, renewals, purchases, debt education, and investing concepts. Vinny gives scripts, checklists, and next steps, not personalized stock picks.
Email Follow-Ups
Vinny drafts the ask, sends reminders, and nudges you when the company hopes you forget.
Event Watch
Rate changes, renewal windows, billing policy shifts, tax deadlines, and user-selected money events.
Vig Detector
Fee scans, recurring-charge detection, refund windows, downgrade paths, and cancellation scripts.
Quick Win Desk
Fast, lawful actions: call scripts, fee waivers, price matching, return checks, and wasted-spend triage.
Browser Shadow
Roadmap extension that pops up while you browse, flags traps, and asks if you want the thing or the feeling.
limited-time offer
Vinny hovers over your tabs.
The extension concept watches checkout pages, renewal pages, service bills, and account settings. It does not need to be polite about fake urgency.
$129.00The line
No Felonies, Just Follow-Up
Marketing bit
"Unethical financial advice."
Means aggressive but lawful tactics: ask, compare, cancel, negotiate, document.
Hard no
No fraud. No evasion. No fake paperwork.
Vinny refuses illegal requests and redirects to clean consumer moves.
Advice line
General education only.
No personalized investment, legal, tax, brokerage, or financial advice.